By Roger Bird (Larry is my distant cousin)

I used to squawk about my old 9 to 5 job, but now I found my dream job. I do data processing using the "hunt and peck" method on my computer keys.  No longer do I worry that some nasty boss will "tar and feather" me because I don't type fast enough... and besides, he is about 2,000 miles away. I am so thankful for TeleCommuting.Com for helping me to reach new heights in my carrier. With so much free personal time now, I can relax perched up top my favorite spot, over my old dreaded time clock. And let me tell you, I can be a pretty darn good shot!